December 2009
126 posts
My Professor stops one student about to exit the class in the middle of lecture.
Prof: Hey you, do you know about re-insurance?
Student: *dumbfounded* Uh...Uh...no sorry.
Prof: I hope you find out.
Final Exams
Prof: When you hand in your final exams it becomes the property of York University. It is never returned to the students. It is buried in beneath Vari Hall along with the past York Presidents. Class:*snickering* Some girl: Don’t they release it after two years? Some guy: The dead presidents?
Of course, I’m the only one who found that comment funny. I found it so hilarious that I...
pleasespeak:
ardyiey:
shoepastryheart:
kayleethelady:
rileyfasho:
vaporeon:
I hopped off the train Hogwarts Express With my scar and no family left Welcome to the school of wizard love Am I gonna fit in?
Jumped in a boat Here I am for the first time Look to my right and I see the castle shine This is all so crazy Everybody thinks I’m famous!
My stomach’s churning and I’m feeling...
November 2009
154 posts
When you see someone familiar in the bus
do you A) Approach them and talk to them OR B)Pretend you never saw them
I chose the hidden option C. Sit right beside them, without saying a word, while contemplating why you’re such an asshole for not talking to them the whole freaking bus ride.
Google Wave
I got it!!!!!
You want in?
“If you brag about how your life has been wonderful without prayer, it’s...”
– Ricardo
found it on Cy’s facebook page.
Surprised Kitty →
I favorited a YouTube video:
COGIC Micah Stampley Holiness is What I Need... →
I favorited a YouTube video: COGIC Micah Stampley Holiness praise break dance Holy Ghost sanctified black gospel music pentecostal apostolic Bishop Ge Patterson Charles Blake James Gaylord…
Remember that scene in Sister Act 2?
Just happened to me in real life. Had a great gospel concert Friday night at York. One more tonight, Saturday. Wanna Come? $5 for students. Only a few seats left.
White Dude teaching his kids how to speak Tagalog →
I favorited a YouTube video: Me teaching the girls Tagalog
When you get sick, your body is telling you
to slow down, relax and get some rest.
OR
Some douche got you sick, if you find out who it is, punch them for me.
If Luke Skywalker Had Facebook... →
I couldn’t stop cracking up at this list. If some of the Star Wars gang had the benefit of social networking, their world might look something like this… Starwars · Starwars2 · Click…
Family Guy - Something Something Something... →
I favorited a YouTube video: Coming out: Dec. 22, 2009 - While on the planet Hoth and being chased by Darth Vader (Stewie Griffin), young Luke Skywalker (Chris Griffin) has a vision of his…
WatchNiel Young covers Fresh Prince.
Green Tea
I held up the teabag in between my upper lip and nose and smelled it. If someone sees me…I won’t be able to explain myself.
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”
– Charles M. Schulz (via fuckyeahhappy)
but I don’t like chocolate!
(via flipthescript)
we are no longer friends.
Half of My Heart - John Mayer ft. Taylor Swift... →
I favorited a YouTube video: i was born in the arms of imaginary friends. album progress? read it here! http://www.kinagrannis.com/blog/ check out my cds on itunes:…
The amazing thing about Glee is that it has the...
archangel420:
ardyiey:
That’s the biggest thing that keeps me watching. Well, of course, matched with the amazing vocals and music. I can’t live without this for 3 monthss!
OMG I DONT KNOW WHY THEY TOY WITH MY EMOTIONS……(im not gay but there were points where i wanted to cry a little…..i didnt though)
crying is for everyone not just gays and women.
GMH = Gives me hope. →
I’m getting sick again… needed a pick me up today. Hope it helps you too.
Legaci singing Down by Jay Sean, My Love by Justin... →
I favorited a YouTube video: Hey guys! Wow, it’s almost been a year since we last uploaded a video for y’all! Sorry for the lack of consistent vids. We’ve been working hard on our 2nd…
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pleasespeak:
Those Cheetos and Twinkie didn’t help… Not at all… BLECH
i haven’t had a twinkie in ages. can i have some?
Giving up the GIMP is a sign of Ubuntu's... →
Canonical hosted its biannual Ubuntu Developer Summit (UDS) last week in Dallas, Texas. I was one of many open source software developers who attended the event and participated in the…
I really do miss film photography.
ardyiey:
It feels so exciting, how you can never know how it came out until you get it developed, and how you only have one shot with the photograph. Sure it may be harder to catch those fleeting moments, but I feel like the uncertainty of the process gives the picture much more value at the end of it all.
can I borrow some money?….maybe i’ll pay you back. I’m not sure.
W.
ardyiey:
You really do have a way with making me feel a little better about things. Thanks.
you’re welcome…i’m kidding…It’s not me.
I HAVE
r2deloss:
the runs.
Thanks to the marked out starbucks holiday turkey sandwhich.
I pooped during a rush.
your pants?
10,000 words
in 2 days…Oh dear.
Go on, let it all hang out online - Globe and Mail →
Globe and Mail
Go on, let it all hang out online Globe and Mail Which is worse: Telling a smutty but harmless joke in a public forum or blowing the whistle…
Damage so what if i →
I favorited a YouTube video: music video from damage
one chance in life →
I favorited a YouTube video: one in a million!
Vintage Lady Gaga Live at NYU - Captivated &... →
I favorited a YouTube video:
Two Is Better Than One - Boys Like Girls ft Taylor... →
I favorited a YouTube video: a duet with one of my good friends Kina Grannis. amazing singer/songwriter. super talented— i’m so happy that we finally got to officially collab! hope you…
ROARK MAKES MAGIC HAPPEN
kaairi:
okay, Roark should just be a top #1 producer already, i mean come ON, IM TALKING EXTREMELY TALENTED HERE!!!! it should just happen already, the world will be a better place . i promise candy.
lmao… thank you. I will avail of that candy when the time comes.
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I mixed the song with instruments. I’d say...
White Christmas Acapella →
I favorited a YouTube video: Our own arrangement of White Christmas by Renee Ardiente. Sung by Merciful Redeemer Youth Choir. 1st place =)
As You (Original with Esna Yoon) →
I favorited a YouTube video: Esna and I wrote this song together in one afternoon go sub to her channel: http://www.youtube.com/esnathesinger tweet tweet!…
Studio Monitor and Mic Package →
I wish I had money.
Which Came First →
Markets in everything? →
A gang in the remote Peruvian jungle has been killing people for their
fat, the police said Thursday, accusing the gang’s members of draining
fat from bodies and selling it on the black market for…
Torontoist Flickr group →
Yo Ace, you should put up some of your pictures here. I think it’s a great way to get your stuff out there. You could get on the Globe and Mail.
Awesome Joseph Ducreux Memes (Pics) →
Joseph Ducreux was a French painter, who, in 1793, made this pimp-ass self portrait. 216 years later, his internet meme exploded on the scene.
Robin Thicke "Sex Therapy" Official... →
I favorited a YouTube video: Robin Thicke “Sex Therapy” Official Music Video
http://www.robinthicke.com
Sex Therapy: The Session is in stores December 15, 2009
You Suck at Photoshop #1: Distort, Warp, &... →
I favorited a YouTube video: MORE: http://www.MyDamnChannel.com/BigFatBrain Donnie Hoyle pulls a digital end-around on a restraining order and vandalizes a Vanagon. 2008 Webby Award Winner…
Haha :) →
Haha :)
Only in economics are floors above ceilings! →
Only in economics are floors above ceilings! It might be better to say “a minimum allowed price above the market price” and “a maximum allowed price below the market price,” although that is a bit…
